Logo

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:10

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Bonnie Blue Permanently Banned From OnlyFans Over 'Extreme' Content - okmagazine.com

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

Tourists break crystal-covered chair at Italian museum: "Every museum's nightmare has come true" - CBS News

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.